The Awakening Goddess Academy™

Kundalini, ritual, oracle, and energy healing for burnt-out millennials ready to remember who the fuck they are!

A spiritual reclamation journey to help you come back home to yourself, activate abundance, step into your power, and alchemize the old identity into spiritual power.

You are not becoming someone new.

You are remembering who you were before burnout, fear, and survival mode taught you to play small.

Enter The Academy
A woman holding a takeout coffee cup, a large magazine or folder, and a tan handbag, dressed in a white shirt and gray blazer, outdoors.

Does this sound like you?

You wake up...

☕ Make your coffee.

🚿 Get ready for the day.

💻 Give everything you've got to everyone else.

🍽️ Come home exhausted.

🧺 Finish the dishes.

😩 You finally sit down...

...and then you realize that you haven’t felt like yourself all day.

By the end of the day...

• You're burnt out

• Your energy feels completely drained.

• Your intuition feels very quiet.

• Your body feels tense

• Your abundance feels blocked

• You’re spiritually hungry but too tired to know where to begin

• You know you’re meant for more, but you feel stuck in survival mode.

Then tomorrow...

You do it all again.

And deep down, you keep hearing a whisper:

This can’t be all there is!

The problem isn't you.

It’s the old identity you are holding onto with a death grip.

The version of you:

✔️ who over-functions

✔️ who abandons yourself to keep the peace

✔️ who gives your energy away and calls it being responsible

✔️ who plays small so nobody else feels uncomfortable

✔️ who waits for permission

✔️ who is disconnected for your body, intuition, abundance, and your own fucking power.

You’ve tried all the things. The apps, yoga videos, journaling, self-help books, manifestation practices, and random rituals you saved on Instagram.

You try them for a little bit and then you stop. Not because you’re broken or not “spiritual enough”, but because your practice was not built around your energy, your life, your spiritual gift, or the version of you that is ready to awaken.

The answer is not doing more, it is alchemizing who you have been into who you are here to become.

Imagine if…

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You could actually hear yourself think.

Fresh celery stalks with green leaves

You have rituals to help you clear your energy and call your power back.

Pink heart with black outline and small sparkles around it.

You trusted your intuition again.

A treasure chest overflowing with gold coins spilling onto the ground.

You activated abundance from a place of self-worth instead of survival mode.

Welcome to The Awakening Goddess Academy™

This is a 3 month spiritual reclamation journey blending Kundalini yoga, rituals, oracle card readings, energy healing, meditation, breathwork, and herbal magic to help you come back home to yourself, activate abundance, and step into your power.

This is not love-and-light or cookie cutter spirituality.

This is where you alchemize your old identity into spiritual power.

No perfection.

No spiritual performance.

No shrinking.

Just sacred practices that help you return back to your body, reconnect with The Universe, God, The Creator, Spirit (whatever you call a higher power), activate abundance, and remember who you are.

Meet Your Guide: Laura Paquin


Spiritual teacher, Kundalini yoga teacher, meditation teacher, energy healer, medium, oracle card reader, ritual creator, herbalist, and a woman who knows what it feels like to be burnt out, disconnected, and spiritually hungry for more.

And I’m going to be completely honest with you.

I did not create The Awakening Goddess Academy™ because I have always felt powerful, abundant, intuitive, and deeply connected.

Oh absolutely fucking not.

I created it because I know what it feels like to lose myself, to be spiritually disconnected, be the one holding everything together, and to feel my old identity dying but not being fully in the rebirth yet.

What changed everything for me was not a perfect routine. It was my daily practice.

How We Alchemize

Spiritual practices for coming back home to yourself, activating abundance, and remembering who the fuck you are.

My work blends Kundalini, ritual, oracle cards, channeled guidance, energy healing, meditation, breathwork, and herbal magic to help you move from burnt out and disconnected to powerful, intuitive, abundant, and deeply rooted in yourself.

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    Kundalini

    Kriyas, mudra meditations, mantra meditations, breathwork, and embodied practice.

    Kundalini helps you move energy, regulate your system, clear stagnation, and awaken the power already living inside you.

    This is where you stop living from the neck up and come back into your body.

    Your body is not the problem.

    It is the portal.

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    Ritual

    Witchy rituals, herbal rituals, moon rituals, altar work, tea rituals, baths, spell jars, money bowls, and sacred everyday practices.

    Ritual is how you call your energy back.

    It is how you mark the moment.

    It is how you stop moving through life on autopilot and begin creating intentional shifts in your energy, abundance, and power.

    Your rituals do not need to be perfect. They need to be honest.

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    Oracle + Channeled Guidance

    Oracle cards, mediumship, channeled messages, Spirit guidance, and intuitive downloads.

    Sometimes you need a message. or you need Spirit to remind you of what your soul already knows beneath the noise.

    Oracle and channeled guidance helps you reconnect with your intuition, your next step, and the truth you have been avoiding because your human self is scared.

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    Energy Healing

    Energetic clearing, grounding, activation, and spiritual support.

    Energy healing helps you release what is not yours, restore your field, clear stagnant energy, and reconnect with your body, intuition, abundance, and power.

    This is where the heaviness gets witnessed, the old energy gets moved, and your system remembers that it is safe to come back into alignment.

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    Abundance + Power

    Receiving, self-worth, money energy, boundaries, visibility, confidence, and identity alchemy.

    Abundance is not just about money.

    It is about your capacity to receive.

    More support, love, opportunities, visibility, and magic.

    This is where you stop shrinking, stop waiting for permission, and start embodying the version of you that is ready to rise.

Your Academy Experience

✅ 60 min weekly coaching sessions

✅ Kundalini practices

✅ Guided meditation

✅ Pranayama

‍ ‍✅ Mantra and sacred sound practices

✅Witchy and herbal rituals

✅ Moon rituals and altar work

✅ Abundance activation practices

✅ Energy clearing and embodiment practices

✅ Oracle card guidance

✅ Channeled messages

✅ Support through telegram (M-F 5pm-9pm)

This is for you if...

✅ You're burnt out from constantly holding everything together

✅ You feel disconnected from your body, intuition, magic, or spiritual gifts

✅ You’re sick of abandoning yourself to keep everyone else comfortable

✅ You know you are meant for more, but life keeps pulling you back

✅ You want to activate your abundance that is your birthright

✅ You crave for a spiritual practice that feels deep and real

✅ You’re ready to stop playing small and playing it safe

✅ You’re ready to come back home to yourself

✅ You’re ready to step into your power and remember who the fuck you are

Imagine where you could be 12 weeks from now.

  • Life may not suddenly become perfect.

    Your schedule may still be full.

    There may still be dishes to wash.

    Work may still be stressful.

    The world may still be loud.

    But you will be different.

    You will know how to come back to your body.

    You will know how to clear your energy.

    You will know how to listen to your intuition.

    You will know how to work with ritual.

    You will know how to listen to your inner guidance.

    You will know how to activate abundance from a place of self-worth.

    You will know how to call your power back.

    Again and again and again.

    Because you are not here to stay buried under burnout.

    You are here to awaken.

The Awakening Goddess Academy™

Enrollment is now open

This is your invitation to stop abandoning yourself, alchemize your old identity into spiritual power, and come back home to the version of you that knows who you are and what you came to this planet to do.

Come as you are.

Bring the burnout.

Bring the questions.

Bring the part of you that knows there is more to life.

Bring the version of you that is ready to fucking RISE!

Pay In Full: $997
3 Payments of $333